The Perfect Horse

The perfect horse isn’t necessarily the stunningly beautiful;
In fact they have probably gotten a few scars and dings from life.
They probably have been hurt but lived through it, been scared but overcame it, and read to teach their rider to do the same.
The perfect horse is not just arena-ridden.
They will let you feel what it’s like to gallop into the ocean waves, chase a neighbors cows, or play tag on horseback.
The perfect horse will buck you off when you deserve it, but wait patiently for you to get back on.
The perfect horse has problems; they will teach you to deal with them.
The perfect horse knows that you can’t learn to be a skilled horseman if everything goes your way.
The perfect horse will challenge you, but only as much as you are ready to handle.
They will teach you that you still have more to learn.
The perfect horse will forgive you when you make a mistakes and expects you to do the same.
They will try to ignore the tack that doesn’t fit right, the confusing signals, and will do their best to please you.
They will teach you to work, but it will be worth it.
The perfect horse may not be the prettiest or the fastest, but they have the most heart. <3

23 Ways to Solve the Riding Problem

  1. Buy a new saddle
  2. Buy a saddle pad
  3. Change the bit
  4. Change your coach
  5. Add a “gimmick” piece of equipment
  6. Try your friend’s best whip
  7. Shutthe horses’s mouth with drop/flash/figure-eight/crank (ect.) noseband
  8. Always ride with your friends
  9. Change your coach again
  10. Always ride alone
  11. Don’t ride into a spooky corner
  12. Avoid upsetting the horse
  13. Get mad at the horse
  14. Give the horse treats
  15. Reward the horse
  16. Don’t give the horse treats
  17. Change the horse’s feed program
  18. Call the vet
  19. Change the barn
  20. Change your horse’s farrier
  21. Call the chiropractor
  22. Call the animal communicator
  23. Change the horse

PS - Most of these WON’T work. The only way to truly improve is to get good instruction and work hard at it.

(Source: horsequotes)

A Horse’s View Of the World

  1. Arena - Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
  2. Bit - Means by which a rider’s every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissuses of the mouth
  3. Bucking - counter-irritant
  4. Crossties - Gymnastic apparatus 
  5. Dressage - Processby which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit
  6. Fence - Barrier that protects good grazing
  7. Grain - Sole virtue of domestication
  8. Hitching rail - Means by which to test one’s strength 
  9. Horse Trailer - Mobile cave bear den
  10. Hotwalker - The lesser of two evils
  11. Jump - An opportunity of self-expression
  12. Latch - Type of puzzle
  13. Longeing - Procedure of keeping a prospective rider at bay
  14. Owner - Human assigned responsibility for one’s feeding
  15. Rider - Owner overstepping its bounds
  16. Farrier - Disposable surrogate owner, useful for acting out aggression with compromising food supply
  17. Trainer - Owner with mob connections 
  18. Veterinarian - Flightless albino vulture 

(Source: horsequotes)